ATTN:
Regarding the party currently residing at the pictured dwelling. This is to serve notice that if said tennant has not vacated said dwelling by such time, the tenant shall be compelled to leave on and no later than Monday, the 2nd of October 2006 at 7AM CDT.
The tennant shall be compensated for any inconvenience with room and board for no less than 18 years and a lifetime of unconditional love, both provided by the writers of this notice.
Any inquiries regarding other terms and conditions of this agreement can be directed to:
Outside World
c/o Mom & Dad