Father's Day Card

Here's the card that I received for my first Father's Day:

Top 10 things I've learned from my Husband
10. Whatever you're watching, there's got to be something better on another channel.
9. Never wash dishes if there are still some clean ones left.
8. There's nothing wrong with asking directions if you're lost-but we're NOT LOST!!
7. A job worth doing is not necessarily worth doing now.
6. A movie without explosions is like Mountain Dew without caffeine.
5. Never put on any article of clothing until youve sniffed it first.
4. There is no such thing as too much cheese.
3. If the car won't start, open the hood, rub you're chin, and keep repeating, "Hmmmm..."
2. If it involves a ball, a scoreboard, and injuries, it's worth watching.
1. I'm an extremely lucky woman.

Happy Father's Day All!!!